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2019-12-26

叮咚！一份来自川酱夫妇的圣诞及新年祝福，请虎友查收~
川酱为美国人的圣诞节操碎了心，据国会山报报道，特朗普政府表示，已批准圣诞老人和他的驯鹿进入美国过圣诞节[哟哟]
美国农业部和动植物卫生检验局发布联合声明称：“（圣诞老人）他们将拉着一辆带有铃铛的木制雪橇抵达美国，雪橇上装满了包装精美的礼物。”该机构还表示，将对驯鹿进行测试，以确保它们“适合降落在屋顶上”，一只名为鲁道夫的驯鹿的“红鼻子综合症”测试呈阳性，但这不是问题。美国农业部长桑尼·珀杜在声明中说:“我们希望确保圣诞老人的这一重要举措不会妨碍大家欢度圣诞节[笑哭] $纳斯达克(.IXIC)$

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斗战胜佛巴菲特
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金毛媳妇整个狐狸眼，哈哈！跟金毛是绝配
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