王心凌《爱你》-蔚来篇

如果你突然打了个喷嚏，蔚来交付量又是垫底。

如果半夜被手机吵醒，那股价跌幅又第一。

常常想你说的话是不是给我画饼，明明很想相信，股价却又是新低。

在你的心里我是不是个傻*，交付什么时候回第一...

哦斌斌实话多说一点，官话就少说一点。

股价继续下跌，蔚来有没有明天。

哦bye多说一点，钱包就不会更扁，早一点解套才是心愿，爱你💏

吐槽笑话合集

笑着笑着就哭了，哭着哭着就笑了

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弹力绳22
2022-05-26
弹力绳22
蔚来这走势看着真的有点不好，这样的走势很难让人说喜欢
- 中概真菜:
  命苦啊
刀哥拉丝
2022-05-26
刀哥拉丝
蔚来的管理层要是看见你这文章会不会来公关你?
- 中概真菜:
  那格局岂不是小了，我这种小角色他们应该不会care
哎呀呀小伙子
2022-05-26
哎呀呀小伙子
好有才呀，诗歌都让你整出来了，蔚来让你说的很难受
- 中概真菜:
  相信所有买股票的应该都挺难受 [流泪]
低买高卖谁不会
2022-05-26
低买高卖谁不会
老铁，你这有点扎心了，说出了很多人的心声
- 中概真菜:
  [贱笑] [贱笑] [贱笑]
股海彦祖
2022-05-27
股海彦祖
唱出来了，看出你被虐的很深……
- 中概真菜:
  那可不是一般的深 [流泪] [流泪] [流泪] [流泪]
Lady_Susu
2022-05-26
Lady_Susu
你出道我投你一票[笑哭][笑哭]
- 中概真菜:
  明天就出道 [开心]

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