阿拉丁多头将军
2019-09-16
$纳斯达克(.IXIC)$
讲个笑话
一个朋友,吸毒,戒了几次都失败了。
去年他看朋友炒股,他也学起来了,整天研究财报,K线图,每天准时9:15坐在电脑前面炒A股。
为了攒本钱,他甚至偷偷把毒瘾戒了。
现在他家人天天劝他把股票卖了,让他重新吸毒。
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一个韭菜的股神梦
2019-09-17
一个韭菜的股神梦
[捂脸]如果你爱他,请让他来炒股,股市是天堂,如果你恨他,请让他来炒股,股市是地狱。
啊呜喵喵喵
2019-09-16
啊呜喵喵喵
上次看到的版本是打游戏
嗯,几年前的段子了
牛牛2016
2019-09-17
牛牛2016
确定你不是讲笑话的?
西门飘柔
2019-09-16
西门飘柔
家里有矿,
云在青霄
2019-09-18
云在青霄
哈哈哈
F浮生
2019-09-17
F浮生
哈哈
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嗯,几年前的段子了