$特斯拉(TSLA)_老虎社区_美港股上老虎

2019-05-21

$特斯拉(TSLA)$ 最近办了件蠢事，也是真背，发出来希望转转运。

车钥匙掉街道的下水道里面了。南亚国家的下水道井盖是用水泥牢牢封死的，污水井不深，也就一米，但是什么都看不到。

刚开始用钩子来回套没套到，后来才想到用磁铁吸，结果可能用钩子不知道拨到多深的地方去了，吸不出来。后来实在是不行，找人用大锤砸开井盖，用手翻出来。

满手臭水沟味道[生病][生病]，痛苦的回忆，现在才知道钱包最贵的是车钥匙，掏钥匙手机一定站在安全的地方，以及没有备用钥匙是多么的可怕。

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笑着笑着就哭了，哭着哭着就笑了

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不动如山
2019-05-21
不动如山
记得把井盖恢复原状
- 回复不动如山:
  哦哦，谢谢
- 不动如山:
  抖音网红
- :
  借楼好想认识一下层主头像上这位可爱美丽的小妹妹，
- :
  这个是肯定的[OK]
2019-05-21
哈哈哈哈哈。我发现咱俩有共同之处啊，我是前几天浴室的下水道堵了...本来只是头发，然后掉进了一只袜子...我也是在面临财务亏损的时候还要面对生活折磨。
- :
  [强]，那还好
- :
  我没掏...直接买的腐化剂倒进去，完事了。
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  哈哈，下水道的味道不好闻吧
2019-05-21
利好特斯拉
- :
  [看涨][看涨][看涨]
2019-05-21
这是一个有味道的贴子……
- :
  我这味道估计几天散不了
2019-05-22
应该买一个钥匙坠，大点的，刚好能卡住。

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