My Nuclear Option Plan for PLTR

Here is my nuclear option plan:

1. Stop loss = $16.00 (Down 36%)

2. Wait for PLTR to drop further to $14

3. Use 25% from the above proceeds to buy PLTR at $14

4. Wait for PLTR to go down to $12

5. Use another 25% from the above proceeds to buy PLTR at $12

6. Wait for PLTR to go down to $10 = DPO price

7. Use the remaining 50% from the above proceeds to buy PLTR at $10

8. If PLTR goes down to $8.0, shave my head

9. If PLTR goes down to $6.0, shave my armpits

10. If PLTR goes down to $4.0, shave my private parts and move to a van down by the river (retirement home until Jesus takes me to heaven)

Peace!$Palantir Technologies Inc.(PLTR)$